Wednesday, August 8, 2012

MILTMLT: The Second Coming

Welcome to the second installment of Men I'd Like to Make Love to: MILTMLT. If you missed the first edition, here it is. I've decided this acronym will be said like this: Milt-Mult. Sounds really gross, but whatever so does MILF. Without further ado, here's Real MILTMLT:

1.  Alcide from True Blood. Quite frankly, I do not care what his real life name is. There was a scene of him from the latest episode that made my muff puff (if ya know what I mean). I don't know, just go with it.


This is a crime right?
















2.  Robert Downey Jr. This man has been through hell and back. Mostly by his own doing. This means, he's had lots of sex and is probably good at it. He's hot and artsy. I'm in.


Smokin! You have to say it like Jim Carey in The Mask.






















3.  Lenny Kravitz. He is a musician. He is sexy. He is brown. Yes Lenny. I wanna go your way.

How can I deny myself this creature?
















4.   James Franco. What can I say about James? Oh yeah, he is gorgeous, but I'm more attracted to his mystery. He seems unpredictable in roles he chooses. And he's smart. Like.


His smile is infectious.





















5.  Alexander Skarsgard. Yes, I love True Blood. I find this man attractive for some reason. He's too blond and Swedish for me, but he's so tall. I'm tall too, so I think our time in the sack would be hours of our long limbs entangled in steamy, lusty sexy time.


I mean really. This looks fun.

























Who's on your MILTMLT list?

3 comments:

  1. Definitely Alexander Skarsgard. I normally don't go for uber-Nordic, but hotness knows no boundaries.

    Ditto Lenny Kravitz and Alcide-who-cares-what-his-name-is-he-doesn't-need-to-talk.

    David Boreanz, from back in the Buffy days until now.

    Antonio Banderas.

    Jon Stewart, though honestly I just want him to hold my hand and tell me jokes and I'd be completely happy.

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson, again not because there's physical desire (though he is a handsome man) so much as I would love him to tell me the secrets of the universe, which would also be sexy. Maybe we could have brilliant mind-babies together without even touching.

    More than any of those people, though? My boyfriend, who coincidentally lives in Santee, while I'm stuck in @#$%ing Virginia. Sigh.

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  2. I don't even know some of those people! They are still hot, though. My MILTMLT list includes all old and dead guys ... like Plato. Man I would hit that shit so hard...

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  3. Alexander Skarsgard for sure. And Matt Bomer....Yummy!

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